officialunitedstates:

"What does the chef recommend?"

"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"

(via pizza)

strangecousinsusanx:

pale-fire:

Feminist Graffiti from the 1970s [x]

I haven’t seen this in a while. It never gets old.

strangecousinsusanx:

pale-fire:

Feminist Graffiti from the 1970s [x]

I haven’t seen this in a while. It never gets old.

(via enitari)

fuck-benedict:

hurleyquinn:

webabuser:

piano

people that don’t know the piano notes must be so confused 

son sit down with ur sense of music superiority literally everyone gets the joke

fuck-benedict:

hurleyquinn:

webabuser:

piano

people that don’t know the piano notes must be so confused 

son sit down with ur sense of music superiority literally everyone gets the joke

(Source: chickem, via enitari)

annehathawillannehathaway:

that’s what you get you dumb bitch

annehathawillannehathaway:

that’s what you get you dumb bitch

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via pizza)

学園K: Wonderful School Days chibi ver

(Source: domyoujis, via madaraism)

cupcakesflying:

ships with height differences <333

image

(via yorozura)

ronaldreagay:

f is for friends who abandoned me after 8th grade

(Source: catholicschoolgay, via perks-of-being-chinese)

zekestiel:

xyvch:

Beautiful Rudeness - hand type

ive never been insulted so elegantly

(via pizza)

ep0nine:

if you’re ever feeling sad, just remember that according to the infinite multiverse theory, there is a universe out there in which you are a member of starfleet and have probably saved the world at least once

(via atashis)

8bitatoms:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

sevvey6:

morbidamusement:

captain-snark:

bananamerlin:

maderadearquitecto:

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

imagine banging someone on that table

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

noooooo stop

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story

(Source: rialxoan, via pizza)